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Tuesday, April 15, 2003

Tuesday April 15, 2003

Filed under: General — m759 @ 2:42 pm

Certain Things

by Murray L. Bob

DEATH:

  1. The great equalizer.
  2. The only vacation for which you need no reservation.
  3. Death was more acceptable when people didn’t live as long.  More proof, if any was needed, that the more you have, the more you want.
  4. There is something comforting about its finality.  There is nothing unexpected about death except the time, place, and manner of its occurrence.
  5. The solution is dissolution.
  6. Has an undeservedly bad reputation: think of all the sons-of-bitches it’s ridden us of.

TAXPAYER COMPLAINT:

The people who benefit the most from research are never the people who pay for it.

Both items above are from

A Contrarian’s Dictionary Strikes Again! —
2001 Impudent Definitions For the 21st Century
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by Murray L. Bob.

Murray, a library director, checked out during National Library Week, April 6-12, 2003.  From the work quoted above, two of his classic parting shots:

LIBRARY:

When you look at everything else in this town you know there shouldn’t be a great library here.  Fortunately, the librarians don’t know this.

LIBRARIANS:

Old librarians never die, they just close the books.

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