Special to The Brooklyn Eagle—
The Cobbler, the Peddler,
and the Cemetery
and the Cemetery
Today’s New York Times, in an obituary of a teacher of reporters:
“He was a stickler for spelling, insisting that students accurately compose dictated sentences, like this one: ‘Outside a cemetery sat a harassed cobbler and an embarrassed peddler, gnawing on a desiccated potato and gazing on the symmetry of a lady’s ankle with unparalleled ecstasy.'”
