The Actor, 2005
See also
Russell Crowe as Santa’s helper,
Communion, and the subsequent
Playing God: The Color of Collateral.
From “Collateral“–
FELIX: Do you believe
in Humpty Dumpty?
MAX: No.
FELIX: Do you believe
in Santa Claus?
MAX: No.
FELIX: Neither do I.
But my children do.
They are still small.
But do you know who they like
even better than Santa Claus?
His helper, Pedro Negro. Black Peter.
There’s an old Mexican tale that tells
of how Santa Claus got so very busy
looking out for the good children
that he had to hire some help
to look out for the bad children.
So he hired Pedro.
And Santa Claus gave him a list….
